Jokes from Game Night
The Order of the Flaming Paladins, Raise the rainbow standard!
An Ulronai, a dwarf and a bleeding half-elf walk into a potion store…
To die a foaming death!
Stay away from spicy dwarven food…Or was that spicy dwarfs?
A dwarf, a half-elf, a paladin, an Ulronai, and a Thon-sa walk into a tavern…
An unidentified error has occurred……….Yes, it has!
And the hum gets louder!
Out of character, what was our plan?!?
Sounds like something out of Porn of the Rings! No, you have it wrong its Lord of the G-Strings!
And you see a lot of lawyers…EVIL, everywhere!
We have an injured person…Someone bring a trebuchet!
What is honor anyway?
And Perrol cries, “Leroy Jenkins!”
What do you mean they all have shields?!?
Kross - “Is it a good-looking guy?”
It’s time for your magical body cavity search. And don’t forget the probes.
If you want to go outside, I’ll cover you.
Kross - “Which one do I fire at? The one on fire or the other one?” Glaive - “Just stop them from chucking undead orcs at me!!”
Ghoral, there is a flaming, undead troll flying toward you, do you want to sit there or do something?
It has evil in-tent!
Azure Banner? Fine, az-your banner?
The Tale of the “Good Orcs” … The end
Make me a presumption roll.
And the evil, black paladin fumbles and throws his sword across the room. Perrol goes, “Oooh, Shiny!” and runs over to it.